Inept Scottish miscreants mistake an HSBC call centre for a bank, & crash into it with a stolen sewage lorry

Typically inept scotchers are filmed crashing into an HSBC bank call-centre in Blantyre, Lanarkshire, during a robbery attempt which netted them nothing, other than five year prison sentences. The monumentally stupid pair thought the facility was a bank. George Nicol, 37, and David Fowler, 27, were sentenced on June 7th for the crime which cost HSBC lb200,000 in damage repairs. HSBC need every penny after the vast fines they are paying American world police authorities for the laundering of drug cartel cash. The court also heard the firm which owned the lorry lost lb40,000-lb60,000 in sewage based activities. The pair stole the sewage lorry on October 19th, 2012, and crashed it into HSBC a day later. Mr Nicol's solicitor told the court: 'The video footage shows the inept nature of the crime. It is a demonstrable fact that the person who committed the crime is monumentally stupid or desperate.